This is how my very first webpage looked back in March 2000. I'd like to think it's come a long way since then. Some things have changed and some haven't.
My mandate is still the same (ie. trivia, sports, jokes, inspiration and a RUSH). I've always maintained that a good balance is the proper approach and I stick by that today. I've been dedicated to this page for over two years now and to this day I'm unsure whether I master it OR it masters me. One things for sure though, "A web page is like a ship, treat it like a lady and she'll always bring you home".

thanx for checking in,

johnny

MARCH 12, 2000
                                              WELCOME TO JOHNNY'S JOINT!!!
                                                    ...the home of the cool cats!!!
 

Hey Guys & Dolls!!! Yous are all in for a treat!!!
Johnny has spent countless hours constructing this page, he hopes you will enjoy it!!!
Johnny's home page is updated every Sunday & Wednesday.
So, BOOKMARK  this page for easy updates in the future to get:
a) Trivia
b) Sports
c) Jokes
d) Inspiration
e) A RUSH
 

Johnny (seated below), puts careful thought into everything he writes!!!
So, "WELCOMES TO DA FAMILY"!!!

...don't I bear a resemblance to someone else???
 

.........can you guess who he is???    Let me know at,  s.johnny@sympatico.ca

Three Englishman walk into a bar a spot an Irishman sitting alone
at a table. One fellow says to the others, "Let's pick a fight with the
Mick over there".

His partner replies, "Wait we don't want to be arrested. Let's make
him start the fight"

The third Englishman says, Wait here chaps. I know how to do it".
He goes over to the Irishman and says, St. Patrick was a bloddy
faggot!"

To which the Irishman replied "You don't say now!" and calmly
resumes drinking his beer.

The second Englishman now tries his luck and says to the Irishman,
"St. Patrick was a fag that wore a dress!"

To which the Irishman again replies "You don't say now!" and calmly
resumes drinking his beer.

The last Englishman tell his friends he knows how to rile the Mick
and bounces up to the table and screams "St. Patrick was an
Englishman!"

To which the Irishman matter-of-factly replied "So your friends were
telling me."

"We are either the masters or the victims of our attitudes.
It's a matter of personal choice - blessing or curse."
 

Johnny's STAR TREK Trivia

WEEK #4 TRIVIA QUESTION    (4 Points)

Capt. James Kirk met an old buddy of his (pictured above) on an obscure planet.
What is his name???
a)Ben Finney
b)Finnegan
c)Sam Cogley
d)Chekov
e)Gary Seven

E-mail your answer to:  s_johnny33@hotmail.com

WEEK #3 OFFICER RANKINGS

LIEUTENANTS        Jr. LIEUTENANTS        ENSIGNS      CADETS
Alain                                  Rob                              Barb & Al               Paul
Bill                                     Steve C                        Richard
Bruce                                Mike V                         Tom
Carl                                   Allison
Carol                                 Lewina
Debbie                              Mike C
Dom                                  Nadia
Enzo
Harry
Italo
Karen
Kathy
Mark
Pat
Sandra
Steve H
 
 

Stats as of March 7th, 2000

MATT	644
SANDRA	640
JOHNNY	634
ANDRE	628
CARL	627
AL	555
MIKE	529
HARRY	244

  Johnny's GORGE QUEST GOLF

Stats as of WEEK #9, March 6, 2000
 Figures are in $,000 's

PAT	4121
ENZO	3809
STEVE	3608
CRAIG	3321
JOHNNY	3014
ALLISON	2781
LEWINA	2730
HARRY	2501
BILL	2495x
MOHAM	2363
CAROL	2217
SANDRA	1129x

x- has fulfilled treat obligation

Stats as of March 12th, 2000.
 

Johnny	47
Enzo	40
Sandra	38
Harry	36
Italo	26

WANNA GET ON JOHNNY'S  SPORTS  MAILING LIST???
CONTACT JOHNNY AT:   mr_vegas9@hotmail.com

THE LADY OF THE WEEK

......after all I am gentleman with distinguished taste!!!